70’s Bush (Debt)

70’s Bush [Debt]
Are you fuckin’ kidding me? You have never heard of 70’s bush?! Do yourself a favor and google that shit (actually, you probably shouldn’t…). 70’s bush is what your debt looks like, pretty sweet huh? Times are changing and the world is evolving, so quit living in the past and quit being gross. Shave your pubes, cut your debt. Debt is a thing of the past, and so is your dick if it’s living in a rain forest.

Dirty Little Action Steps:
1: List all your debt (amount of debt + associated interest rate)

2: Look at your 70’s bush, just fucking look at it, we’re going to shave that off!

3: Create your debt payoff plan (math versus behavior…below)

4: Once it’s gone, your free cash flow is going up on a Tuesday

Dirty Little Secret:
If you’re a smart little fucker, then math shows that paying off your highest interest rate items first will save you money. If you have trouble paying off debt, then try the behavioral route and pay off your smallest debts first to gain momentum. Once you pay off one debt, then pay off the next smallest debt. Repeat, win. Don’t forget, it’s YOUR job to keep your bush trimmed. That. Shit. Wants. To. Grow. Back. Don’t. Let. It.

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